LeGone

Thank you LeBron for pushing me to finally start my blog. My hate filled venomous tweet rant left me unfulfilled as a man, Cavs fan and most of all Clevelander. I'm not even that upset anymore that he left, even though obviously we were the team to beat w him on it. It's the way he did it, spitting in Clevelands face and making a mockery of us with "the decision" on live, national TV.

There is an interview w LeBron from 2006 in which he states " I want to bring a championship to Northeast Ohio and will do whatever it takes to do so". He went on to say he would "never be a ring chaser". Hello foot, I'm mouth, come inside.

Lebron has already shown Cleveland that he has no heart and now proves he has no balls as well. Not making any effort to communicate with the Cavs after the season ended and then dropping this on the organization without a heads up to seek a "plan B" just adds to the cowardice displayed by a spoiled, had everything handed to me my whole life brat kid. His self-promoting, Vitamin Water sponsored decision show was a joke, though I too usually keep Vitamin Water on my bookshelves as the B & G club of Greenwich does.

He was noticeably uneasy at the beginning of the interview until the announcement that he was going to use his talents, not with the Heat or Wade and Bosh but in South Beach. Hmmm...was that supposed to try to ease the pain of Ohioans, like we didnt know that South Beach was Miami? StupidAss. As the interview went on, he got looser and started to feel more comfortable w the damage he was causing. As his talk with Jim Gray ended( i hate him too now), I'm sure he felt almost at ease as the softball questions were kid glove handed to him by the analysts at ESPN. Then it happened.

Michael Wilbon showed LeBron images and video of his beloved fans in Lakewood burning LeBron jerseys and tshirts. You would have thought that he was shown Gloria and Delonte hittin it on LeBrons kitchen table surrounded by Vitamin Water and both of them wearing St. Vincent St. Marys #23 jerseys. Classic. His face and body language immediately changed and though he managed to get through the rest of the questioning, he was noticeably affected. Cleveland's err.... Akron's most beloved son became the devil in the blink of an eye.

The next day, Dan Gilbert became my favorite person. His reaction letter to "the decision" was maybe the best thing to happen to Cleveland sports since the drafting of The Lord of No Rings. It was great. It's about time that someone in Ctown showed some serious passion about one of our sports organizations. I hope that he follows up and pushes hard. I may get a GILBERT #23 Cavs jersey made in his honor and buy his Fathead.

The great thing about this is that he will never, no matter how many rings he gets(assuming that he does win some), be a real winner in most peoples minds. Mike, Larry, Magic, Kobe, Isiah, KG even soft ass Timmy will all be greater champions when its said and done because they were true and had heart. Each one of those guys would rather kill you than let you even score, let alone take a championship from them. LeTinman doesnt have that in him and would rather be friends w other players on the court and dap it up and play you score and then let me score. Hey fuckstick, no one else is like that, this isnt your high school camp where players need to kiss your ass. NBA players don't care who you think you are, they're pros too, stupid.

In closing, I love the Cavs more now than ever. They need us. There will be a huge hole for a while where Bron was and we are going to struggle for a minute. Thats ok, we're Cleveland and we've been through this before. To quote my loving mother, "LeBron James should burn in hell......Laces out". Thank you, mom. Any combination of sports and Ace Ventura can never be bad, even if they don't match. Suck it Bron.